Santa Jesus: The Man, The Myth… The Myth T-Shirt – Offensive Christmas Satire Graphic Tee
Maroon / S
$39.99
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Some legends become history. Others apparently get two myths for the price of one.
The Santa Jesus: The Man, The Myth… The Myth T-Shirt features our signature Santa Jesus character in full festive form, raising a drink and giving a thumbs-up beneath the gloriously irreverent statement:
“SANTA JESUS: THE MAN, THE MYTH… THE MYTH.”
This design leans straight into religious satire, Christmas folklore, scepticism, and adult humour. The joke is simple, sharp, and instantly readable, while the classic red, green, gold, cream, and black holiday palette keeps the artwork bold and festive.
Perfect for sceptics, atheists, agnostics, Gen X cynics, Christmas-party troublemakers, and anyone who enjoys holiday humour with a blasphemous edge.
🎅 Featuring our signature Santa Jesus character
✝ Religious satire meets Christmas folklore
🍺 Festive, irreverent, and unapologetically adult
🔥 Bold traditional Christmas colours
😂 Short, sharp, sceptical humour
🎁 Great gag gift for friends, siblings, coworkers, and holiday troublemakers
Classic Unisex Tee
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Santa Jesus: The Man, The Myth… The Myth T-Shirt – Offensive Christmas Satire Graphic Tee
$39.99
The Santa Jesus: The Man, The Myth… The Myth T-Shirt features our signature Santa Jesus character in full festive form, raising a drink and giving a thumbs-up beneath the gloriously irreverent statement:
“SANTA JESUS: THE MAN, THE MYTH… THE MYTH.”
This design leans straight into religious satire, Christmas folklore, scepticism, and adult humour. The joke is simple, sharp, and instantly readable, while the classic red, green, gold, cream, and black holiday palette keeps the artwork bold and festive.
Perfect for sceptics, atheists, agnostics, Gen X cynics, Christmas-party troublemakers, and anyone who enjoys holiday humour with a blasphemous edge.
🎅 Featuring our signature Santa Jesus character
✝ Religious satire meets Christmas folklore
🍺 Festive, irreverent, and unapologetically adult
🔥 Bold traditional Christmas colours
😂 Short, sharp, sceptical humour
🎁 Great gag gift for friends, siblings, coworkers, and holiday troublemakers
Classic Unisex Tee
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |