Santa Jesus: Believe Hard Enough and Apparently Anything Gets Merch T-Shirt – Offensive Christmas Satire Graphic Tee
Maroon / S
$39.99
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Faith, branding, Christmas merchandising—and absolutely no restraint.
The Santa Jesus: Believe Hard Enough and Apparently Anything Gets Merch T-Shirt features our signature Santa Jesus character surrounded by festive gifts, crosses, holiday merchandise, and the gloriously cynical statement:
“SANTA JESUS: BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH AND APPARENTLY ANYTHING GETS MERCH.”
This design takes aim at the strange collision of religion, Christmas commercialism, pop culture, and merchandising with exactly the kind of irreverent humour Santa Jesus was made for.
The red, green, gold, white, and cream artwork gives it a rich traditional Christmas look, while the punchline turns that wholesome presentation into sharp satire about belief, branding, and the seemingly universal ability to put absolutely anything on merchandise.
Perfect for sceptics, atheists, agnostics, Gen X cynics, Christmas traditionalists with a wicked sense of humour, and anyone who has ever looked at holiday commercialisation and thought, “Well, of course there’s a T-shirt.”
🎅 Featuring our signature Santa Jesus character
✝ Religious satire meets Christmas commercialism
💰 A gloriously cynical take on belief and merchandising
🎄 Classic festive colours with an irreverent twist
😂 Perfect for sceptical, sarcastic, and dark-humour personalities
🎁 Great gag gift for friends, siblings, coworkers, and holiday troublemakers
Classic Unisex Tee
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Santa Jesus: Believe Hard Enough and Apparently Anything Gets Merch T-Shirt – Offensive Christmas Satire Graphic Tee
$39.99
The Santa Jesus: Believe Hard Enough and Apparently Anything Gets Merch T-Shirt features our signature Santa Jesus character surrounded by festive gifts, crosses, holiday merchandise, and the gloriously cynical statement:
“SANTA JESUS: BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH AND APPARENTLY ANYTHING GETS MERCH.”
This design takes aim at the strange collision of religion, Christmas commercialism, pop culture, and merchandising with exactly the kind of irreverent humour Santa Jesus was made for.
The red, green, gold, white, and cream artwork gives it a rich traditional Christmas look, while the punchline turns that wholesome presentation into sharp satire about belief, branding, and the seemingly universal ability to put absolutely anything on merchandise.
Perfect for sceptics, atheists, agnostics, Gen X cynics, Christmas traditionalists with a wicked sense of humour, and anyone who has ever looked at holiday commercialisation and thought, “Well, of course there’s a T-shirt.”
🎅 Featuring our signature Santa Jesus character
✝ Religious satire meets Christmas commercialism
💰 A gloriously cynical take on belief and merchandising
🎄 Classic festive colours with an irreverent twist
😂 Perfect for sceptical, sarcastic, and dark-humour personalities
🎁 Great gag gift for friends, siblings, coworkers, and holiday troublemakers
Classic Unisex Tee
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |