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βI have selective hearing. Iβm sorry, you werenβt selected today.β ππ A sarcastic graphic tee for anyone skilled at tuning out nonsense, unwanted advice, and unnecessary chatter.
β’ 100% cotton
β’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
β’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
β’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
β’ Fabric weight: 5.0β5.3 oz/ydΒ² (170-180 g/mΒ²)
β’ Open-end yarn
β’ Tubular fabric
β’ Taped neck and shoulders
β’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
β’ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:Β
β’ Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
β’ Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
I Have Selective Hearing β You Werenβt Selected T-Shirt ππ
$39.99
β’ 100% cotton
β’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
β’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
β’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
β’ Fabric weight: 5.0β5.3 oz/ydΒ² (170-180 g/mΒ²)
β’ Open-end yarn
β’ Tubular fabric
β’ Taped neck and shoulders
β’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
β’ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:Β
β’ Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
β’ Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| Β | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 β |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 Β½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 Β½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ΒΎ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ΒΌ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ΒΌ |
| Β | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |