He Sees You When You’re Sleeping, Which Is Creepy as Fuck T-Shirt – Santa Jesus Offensive Christmas Graphic Tee
Maroon / S
$39.99
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Festive tradition gets a whole lot weirder when you actually think about the lyrics.
The He Sees You When You’re Sleeping, Which Is Creepy as Fuck T-Shirt features our signature Santa Jesus character pointing straight at you beneath the statement:
“HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING, WHICH IS CREEPY AS FUCK.”
This design takes a familiar Christmas lyric and turns it into exactly the kind of uncomfortable observation Santa Jesus was made for. The red, green, white, cream, and black palette keeps it unmistakably festive, while the profanity and exaggerated expression push it straight into adult holiday-humour territory.
Perfect for Christmas parties, pub nights, holiday gatherings, office events, ugly sweater season, or anyone who has ever stopped mid-carol and thought, “Hang on… that’s actually pretty creepy.”
🎅 Featuring our signature Santa Jesus character
👀 Twisted take on a classic Christmas lyric
😂 Dark, irreverent, and painfully accurate
🔥 Bold festive colours and strong graphic contrast
😈 Built for adult humour and no-filter personalities
🎁 Great gag gift for friends, siblings, coworkers, and holiday troublemakers
Classic Unisex Tee
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
He Sees You When You’re Sleeping, Which Is Creepy as Fuck T-Shirt – Santa Jesus Offensive Christmas Graphic Tee
$39.99
The He Sees You When You’re Sleeping, Which Is Creepy as Fuck T-Shirt features our signature Santa Jesus character pointing straight at you beneath the statement:
“HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING, WHICH IS CREEPY AS FUCK.”
This design takes a familiar Christmas lyric and turns it into exactly the kind of uncomfortable observation Santa Jesus was made for. The red, green, white, cream, and black palette keeps it unmistakably festive, while the profanity and exaggerated expression push it straight into adult holiday-humour territory.
Perfect for Christmas parties, pub nights, holiday gatherings, office events, ugly sweater season, or anyone who has ever stopped mid-carol and thought, “Hang on… that’s actually pretty creepy.”
🎅 Featuring our signature Santa Jesus character
👀 Twisted take on a classic Christmas lyric
😂 Dark, irreverent, and painfully accurate
🔥 Bold festive colours and strong graphic contrast
😈 Built for adult humour and no-filter personalities
🎁 Great gag gift for friends, siblings, coworkers, and holiday troublemakers
Classic Unisex Tee
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |