Forgive Me Father, for I’ve Been Fucking Festive T-Shirt – Santa Jesus Offensive Christmas Graphic Tee
Maroon / S
$39.99
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Confession can wait. Christmas chaos is already underway.
The Forgive Me Father, for I’ve Been Fucking Festive T-Shirt features our signature Santa Jesus character embracing the holidays with absolutely no intention of behaving.
Featuring Santa Jesus with a drink in hand beneath the statement:
“FORGIVE ME FATHER, FOR I’VE BEEN FUCKING FESTIVE.”
This design blends religious satire, Christmas humour, profanity, and gloriously inappropriate holiday energy into one bold seasonal graphic. The red, green, gold, white, and black palette keeps it unmistakably festive, while the punchline takes the whole thing straight into adult-humour territory.
Perfect for Christmas parties, pub nights, office gatherings, holiday events, ugly sweater season, and anyone who prefers their festive clothing with a little blasphemy and a lot more personality.
🎅 Featuring our signature Santa Jesus character
✝ Religious satire with festive chaos
🍹 Holiday drinking humour
🔥 Bold Christmas colours and high-contrast artwork
😈 Unapologetically irreverent and profane
🎁 Great gag gift for friends, siblings, coworkers, and festive troublemakers
Classic Unisex Tee
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Forgive Me Father, for I’ve Been Fucking Festive T-Shirt – Santa Jesus Offensive Christmas Graphic Tee
$39.99
The Forgive Me Father, for I’ve Been Fucking Festive T-Shirt features our signature Santa Jesus character embracing the holidays with absolutely no intention of behaving.
Featuring Santa Jesus with a drink in hand beneath the statement:
“FORGIVE ME FATHER, FOR I’VE BEEN FUCKING FESTIVE.”
This design blends religious satire, Christmas humour, profanity, and gloriously inappropriate holiday energy into one bold seasonal graphic. The red, green, gold, white, and black palette keeps it unmistakably festive, while the punchline takes the whole thing straight into adult-humour territory.
Perfect for Christmas parties, pub nights, office gatherings, holiday events, ugly sweater season, and anyone who prefers their festive clothing with a little blasphemy and a lot more personality.
🎅 Featuring our signature Santa Jesus character
✝ Religious satire with festive chaos
🍹 Holiday drinking humour
🔥 Bold Christmas colours and high-contrast artwork
😈 Unapologetically irreverent and profane
🎁 Great gag gift for friends, siblings, coworkers, and festive troublemakers
Classic Unisex Tee
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |