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βYou, my friend, should have been swallowed.β ππ₯ A brutally rude graphic tee with vintage typography, adult humour, and absolutely zero interest in subtlety.
β’ 100% cotton
β’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
β’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
β’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
β’ Fabric weight: 5.0β5.3 oz/ydΒ² (170-180 g/mΒ²)
β’ Open-end yarn
β’ Tubular fabric
β’ Taped neck and shoulders
β’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
β’ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:Β
β’ Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
β’ Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
You, My Friend, Should Have Been Swallowed T-Shirt ππ₯
$39.99
β’ 100% cotton
β’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
β’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
β’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
β’ Fabric weight: 5.0β5.3 oz/ydΒ² (170-180 g/mΒ²)
β’ Open-end yarn
β’ Tubular fabric
β’ Taped neck and shoulders
β’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
β’ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:Β
β’ Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
β’ Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| Β | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 β |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 Β½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 Β½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ΒΎ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ΒΌ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ΒΌ |
| Β | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |