Traffic Jam, Sneezes & Explosive Diarrhoea T-Shirt ππ€§π©
Maroon / S
$39.99
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βI have never wished death upon someoneβ¦ although I have wished they get stuck in a traffic jam with uncontrollable sneezes and explosive diarrhoea!β ππ€§π© A spectacularly specific revenge fantasy for anyone who prefers their grudges petty, inconvenient, and gastrointestinal.
β’ 100% cotton
β’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
β’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
β’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
β’ Fabric weight: 5.0β5.3 oz/ydΒ² (170-180 g/mΒ²)
β’ Open-end yarn
β’ Tubular fabric
β’ Taped neck and shoulders
β’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
β’ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:Β
β’ Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
β’ Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Traffic Jam, Sneezes & Explosive Diarrhoea T-Shirt ππ€§π©
$39.99
β’ 100% cotton
β’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
β’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
β’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
β’ Fabric weight: 5.0β5.3 oz/ydΒ² (170-180 g/mΒ²)
β’ Open-end yarn
β’ Tubular fabric
β’ Taped neck and shoulders
β’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
β’ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:Β
β’ Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
β’ Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| Β | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 β |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 Β½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 Β½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ΒΎ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ΒΌ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ΒΌ |
| Β | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |