Show Me the Candy First β Iβm Not Stupid T-Shirt π¬ππ
Maroon / S
$39.99
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βShow me the candy first, then Iβll get in the van. Iβm not stupid.β π¬π A wildly inappropriate stranger danger graphic tee built around dark humour, terrible decision-making, and an absurdly backwards idea of caution.
β’ 100% cotton
β’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
β’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
β’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
β’ Fabric weight: 5.0β5.3 oz/ydΒ² (170-180 g/mΒ²)
β’ Open-end yarn
β’ Tubular fabric
β’ Taped neck and shoulders
β’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
β’ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:Β
β’ Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
β’ Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Show Me the Candy First β Iβm Not Stupid T-Shirt π¬ππ
$39.99
β’ 100% cotton
β’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
β’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
β’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
β’ Fabric weight: 5.0β5.3 oz/ydΒ² (170-180 g/mΒ²)
β’ Open-end yarn
β’ Tubular fabric
β’ Taped neck and shoulders
β’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
β’ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:Β
β’ Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
β’ Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| Β | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 β |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 Β½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 Β½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ΒΎ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ΒΌ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ΒΌ |
| Β | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |