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Maroon Black Navy Red Forest Green Royal Dark Heather White

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“Have you ever met someone for the first time and wanted to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?” 🛁⚡ A brutally dark graphic tee for fans of morbid humour, savage sarcasm, and zero-filter Gen X energy.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½
3XL	33	28	22 ¾
4XL	34	30	24 ¼
5XL	35	32	25 ¼

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S	71.1	45.7	39.7
M	73.7	50.8	43.2
L	76.2	55.9	47
XL	78.7	61	50.8
2XL	81.3	66	54.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	58
4XL	86.4	76.2	61.5
5XL	89	81.3	64.3