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βCremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body.β π₯π A wickedly morbid graphic tee featuring a lounging skeleton, flames, and enough self-deprecating humour to keep things lively right up to the end.
β’ 100% cotton
β’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
β’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
β’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
β’ Fabric weight: 5.0β5.3 oz/ydΒ² (170-180 g/mΒ²)
β’ Open-end yarn
β’ Tubular fabric
β’ Taped neck and shoulders
β’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
β’ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:Β
β’ Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
β’ Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Cremation Is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body T-Shirt π₯π
$39.99
β’ 100% cotton
β’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
β’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
β’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
β’ Fabric weight: 5.0β5.3 oz/ydΒ² (170-180 g/mΒ²)
β’ Open-end yarn
β’ Tubular fabric
β’ Taped neck and shoulders
β’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
β’ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:Β
β’ Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
β’ Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| Β | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 β |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 Β½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 Β½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ΒΎ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ΒΌ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ΒΌ |
| Β | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |