Bless Your Heart, Now Fuck Off T-Shirt – Floral Southern Sarcasm Graphic Tee
Maroon / S
$39.99
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Sweet enough to smile. Honest enough to mean the second half.
The Bless Your Heart, Now Fuck Off T-Shirt takes classic Southern sweetness and gives it the brutally honest ending everyone was thinking anyway.
Featuring ornate florals, bold hot-pink lettering, leopard-print accents, and the wonderfully contradictory statement:
“BLESS YOUR HEART. NOW FUCK OFF.”
This design mixes pretty, feminine styling with unapologetic profanity for a tee that feels equal parts charming, sarcastic, and dangerous. The contrast between soft flowers and aggressive wording makes it especially strong for anyone who likes their humour with a polished smile and absolutely no patience.
Perfect for sarcastic women, Gen X personalities, Southern-humour fans, blunt coworkers, friends with zero filter, and anyone who can deliver an insult so politely it takes a moment to register.
🌸 Bright floral artwork with bold attitude
💖 Hot-pink lettering and leopard-print details
😈 Sweet appearance, savage message
🔥 Perfect for sarcasm, dark humour, and no-filter personalities
🤘 Strong Gen X and rebellious energy
🎁 Great gift for friends, sisters, coworkers, mums, and anyone fluent in polite hostility
Classic Unisex Tee
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Bless Your Heart, Now Fuck Off T-Shirt – Floral Southern Sarcasm Graphic Tee
$39.99
The Bless Your Heart, Now Fuck Off T-Shirt takes classic Southern sweetness and gives it the brutally honest ending everyone was thinking anyway.
Featuring ornate florals, bold hot-pink lettering, leopard-print accents, and the wonderfully contradictory statement:
“BLESS YOUR HEART. NOW FUCK OFF.”
This design mixes pretty, feminine styling with unapologetic profanity for a tee that feels equal parts charming, sarcastic, and dangerous. The contrast between soft flowers and aggressive wording makes it especially strong for anyone who likes their humour with a polished smile and absolutely no patience.
Perfect for sarcastic women, Gen X personalities, Southern-humour fans, blunt coworkers, friends with zero filter, and anyone who can deliver an insult so politely it takes a moment to register.
🌸 Bright floral artwork with bold attitude
💖 Hot-pink lettering and leopard-print details
😈 Sweet appearance, savage message
🔥 Perfect for sarcasm, dark humour, and no-filter personalities
🤘 Strong Gen X and rebellious energy
🎁 Great gift for friends, sisters, coworkers, mums, and anyone fluent in polite hostility
Classic Unisex Tee
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |