{"product_id":"some-people-need-a-hug-around-the-neck-with-a-folding-chair-t-shirt-🔥","title":"Some People Need a Hug Around the Neck With a Folding Chair T-Shirt 🪑🔥","description":"“Some people need a hug around the neck with a folding chair.” 🪑🔥 A brutally sarcastic graphic tee with wrestling-style attitude, distressed red-and-white lettering, and zero patience for nonsense.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170-180 g\/m²) \u003cbr\u003e\n• Open-end yarn\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tubular fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e\n• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE LENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e43.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e64.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Infinite Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":50377783476581,"sku":"7908919_12634","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":50377783509349,"sku":"7908919_12635","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":50377783542117,"sku":"7908919_12636","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":50377783574885,"sku":"7908919_12637","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":50377783607653,"sku":"7908919_12638","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":50377783640421,"sku":"7908919_16247","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 4XL","offer_id":50377783673189,"sku":"7908919_16248","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 5XL","offer_id":50377783705957,"sku":"7908919_16249","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50377783738725,"sku":"7908919_11546","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50377783771493,"sku":"7908919_11547","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50377783804261,"sku":"7908919_11548","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50377783837029,"sku":"7908919_11549","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50377783869797,"sku":"7908919_11550","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50377783902565,"sku":"7908919_12644","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":50377783935333,"sku":"7908919_12645","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":50377783968101,"sku":"7908919_12646","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":50377784000869,"sku":"7908919_11561","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":50377784033637,"sku":"7908919_11562","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":50377784066405,"sku":"7908919_11563","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":50377784099173,"sku":"7908919_11564","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":50377784131941,"sku":"7908919_11565","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":50377784164709,"sku":"7908919_12653","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":50377784197477,"sku":"7908919_12668","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":50377784230245,"sku":"7908919_12669","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":50377784263013,"sku":"7908919_11566","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":50377784295781,"sku":"7908919_11567","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":50377784328549,"sku":"7908919_11568","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":50377784361317,"sku":"7908919_11569","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":50377784394085,"sku":"7908919_11570","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":50377784426853,"sku":"7908919_16250","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":50377784459621,"sku":"7908919_16251","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 5XL","offer_id":50377784492389,"sku":"7908919_16252","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":50377784525157,"sku":"7908919_20453","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":50377784557925,"sku":"7908919_20454","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":50377784590693,"sku":"7908919_20455","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":50377784623461,"sku":"7908919_20456","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50377784656229,"sku":"7908919_20457","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":50377784688997,"sku":"7908919_20458","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":50377784721765,"sku":"7908919_20459","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":50377784754533,"sku":"7908919_20460","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":50377784787301,"sku":"7908919_15879","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":50377784820069,"sku":"7908919_15880","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":50377784852837,"sku":"7908919_15881","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":50377784885605,"sku":"7908919_15882","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":50377784918373,"sku":"7908919_15883","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":50377784951141,"sku":"7908919_15884","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":50377784983909,"sku":"7908919_52158","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 5XL","offer_id":50377785016677,"sku":"7908919_52169","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":50377785049445,"sku":"7908919_15843","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":50377785082213,"sku":"7908919_15844","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":50377785114981,"sku":"7908919_15845","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":50377785147749,"sku":"7908919_15846","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":50377785180517,"sku":"7908919_15847","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":50377785213285,"sku":"7908919_15848","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":50377785246053,"sku":"7908919_52157","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":50377785278821,"sku":"7908919_52168","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50377785311589,"sku":"7908919_11576","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50377785344357,"sku":"7908919_11577","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50377785377125,"sku":"7908919_11578","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50377785409893,"sku":"7908919_11579","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50377785442661,"sku":"7908919_11580","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50377785475429,"sku":"7908919_12650","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":50377785508197,"sku":"7908919_12651","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":50377785540965,"sku":"7908919_12652","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0889\/1180\/6821\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-black-front-6ac1a9b26d6b1.png?v=1791076808","url":"https:\/\/storefront.infinitemusearts.com\/products\/some-people-need-a-hug-around-the-neck-with-a-folding-chair-t-shirt-%f0%9f%94%a5","provider":"Infinite Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}