{"product_id":"messiah-by-day-mall-santa-by-seasonal-contract-t-shirt-santa-jesus-christmas-satire-graphic-tee","title":"Messiah by Day, Mall Santa by Seasonal Contract T-Shirt – Santa Jesus Christmas Satire Graphic Tee","description":"Saving souls is apparently not a full-time seasonal income.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Messiah by Day, Mall Santa by Seasonal Contract T-Shirt features our signature Santa Jesus character balancing divine duty with a very earthly side hustle.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing the statement:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“MESSIAH BY DAY. MALL SANTA BY SEASONAL CONTRACT.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis design blends Christmas humour, religious satire, workplace comedy, and holiday absurdity into one bold seasonal graphic. The red, green, cream, gold, and white palette gives it a classic festive look, while the joke adds a wonderfully mundane twist to the whole Santa Jesus mythology.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for Christmas parties, office gatherings, retail workers, seasonal staff, pub nights, holiday events, or anyone who appreciates festive humour with a little blasphemy and a lot of workplace realism.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎅 Featuring our signature Santa Jesus character\u003cbr\u003e\n✝ Religious satire with workplace humour\u003cbr\u003e\n💼 Seasonal-job and retail comedy\u003cbr\u003e\n🎄 Classic festive colours and bold holiday styling\u003cbr\u003e\n😂 Irreverent, absurd, and painfully relatable\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 Great gag gift for friends, coworkers, retail staff, seasonal workers, and holiday troublemakers  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClassic Unisex Tee\u003cbr\u003e\nThe 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170-180 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open-end yarn\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tubular fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimers:  \u003cbr\u003e\n• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE LENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e43.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e64.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Infinite Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":50387230327141,"sku":"5074134_12634","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":50387230359909,"sku":"5074134_12635","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":50387230392677,"sku":"5074134_12636","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":50387230425445,"sku":"5074134_12637","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":50387230458213,"sku":"5074134_12638","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":50387230490981,"sku":"5074134_16247","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 4XL","offer_id":50387230523749,"sku":"5074134_16248","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 5XL","offer_id":50387230556517,"sku":"5074134_16249","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50387230589285,"sku":"5074134_11546","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50387230622053,"sku":"5074134_11547","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50387230654821,"sku":"5074134_11548","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50387230687589,"sku":"5074134_11549","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50387230720357,"sku":"5074134_11550","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50387230753125,"sku":"5074134_12644","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":50387230785893,"sku":"5074134_12645","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":50387230818661,"sku":"5074134_12646","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":50387230851429,"sku":"5074134_11561","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":50387230884197,"sku":"5074134_11562","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":50387230916965,"sku":"5074134_11563","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":50387230949733,"sku":"5074134_11564","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":50387230982501,"sku":"5074134_11565","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":50387231015269,"sku":"5074134_12653","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":50387231048037,"sku":"5074134_12668","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":50387231080805,"sku":"5074134_12669","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":50387231113573,"sku":"5074134_11566","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":50387231146341,"sku":"5074134_11567","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":50387231179109,"sku":"5074134_11568","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":50387231211877,"sku":"5074134_11569","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":50387231244645,"sku":"5074134_11570","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":50387231277413,"sku":"5074134_16250","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":50387231310181,"sku":"5074134_16251","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 5XL","offer_id":50387231342949,"sku":"5074134_16252","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":50387231375717,"sku":"5074134_20453","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":50387231408485,"sku":"5074134_20454","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":50387231441253,"sku":"5074134_20455","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":50387231474021,"sku":"5074134_20456","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50387231506789,"sku":"5074134_20457","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":50387231539557,"sku":"5074134_20458","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":50387231572325,"sku":"5074134_20459","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":50387231605093,"sku":"5074134_20460","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":50387231637861,"sku":"5074134_15879","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":50387231670629,"sku":"5074134_15880","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":50387231703397,"sku":"5074134_15881","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":50387231736165,"sku":"5074134_15882","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":50387231768933,"sku":"5074134_15883","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":50387231801701,"sku":"5074134_15884","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":50387231834469,"sku":"5074134_52158","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 5XL","offer_id":50387231867237,"sku":"5074134_52169","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":50387231900005,"sku":"5074134_15843","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":50387231932773,"sku":"5074134_15844","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":50387231965541,"sku":"5074134_15845","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":50387231998309,"sku":"5074134_15846","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":50387232031077,"sku":"5074134_15847","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":50387232063845,"sku":"5074134_15848","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":50387232096613,"sku":"5074134_52157","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":50387232129381,"sku":"5074134_52168","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50387232162149,"sku":"5074134_11576","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50387232194917,"sku":"5074134_11577","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50387232227685,"sku":"5074134_11578","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50387232260453,"sku":"5074134_11579","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50387232293221,"sku":"5074134_11580","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50387232325989,"sku":"5074134_12650","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":50387232358757,"sku":"5074134_12651","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":50387232391525,"sku":"5074134_12652","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0889\/1180\/6821\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-forest-green-front-6acad5d0e3262.png?v=1791677931","url":"https:\/\/storefront.infinitemusearts.com\/products\/messiah-by-day-mall-santa-by-seasonal-contract-t-shirt-santa-jesus-christmas-satire-graphic-tee","provider":"Infinite Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}