Of Course I Have Standards, They’re Just Extremely Low T-Shirt – Funny Raccoon Graphic Tee
Maroon / S
$39.99
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Standards are important. Setting them somewhere underground still technically counts.
The Of Course I Have Standards, They’re Just Extremely Low T-Shirt features a mischievous raccoon lounging beneath a hilariously low bar, paired with the statement:
“OF COURSE I HAVE STANDARDS. THEY’RE JUST EXTREMELY LOW.”
It is the perfect mix of self-deprecating humour, sarcasm, and chaotic raccoon energy. The cream, yellow, grey, and black colour palette gives the design a clean cartoon style that pops especially well on dark shirts, while the visual gag makes the punchline instantly readable.
Perfect for raccoon lovers, Gen X personalities, sarcastic coworkers, low-expectation legends, chaotic adults, and anyone who believes setting realistic goals starts with lowering the bar.
🦝 Mischievous raccoon artwork
😂 Self-deprecating and sarcastic humour
📉 Extremely low standards, proudly maintained
🔥 Bold yellow-and-white typography
🤘 Perfect for Gen X and chaotic-adult energy
🎁 Great gift for friends, siblings, coworkers, raccoon lovers, and anyone committed to managing expectations
Classic Unisex Tee
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Of Course I Have Standards, They’re Just Extremely Low T-Shirt – Funny Raccoon Graphic Tee
$39.99
The Of Course I Have Standards, They’re Just Extremely Low T-Shirt features a mischievous raccoon lounging beneath a hilariously low bar, paired with the statement:
“OF COURSE I HAVE STANDARDS. THEY’RE JUST EXTREMELY LOW.”
It is the perfect mix of self-deprecating humour, sarcasm, and chaotic raccoon energy. The cream, yellow, grey, and black colour palette gives the design a clean cartoon style that pops especially well on dark shirts, while the visual gag makes the punchline instantly readable.
Perfect for raccoon lovers, Gen X personalities, sarcastic coworkers, low-expectation legends, chaotic adults, and anyone who believes setting realistic goals starts with lowering the bar.
🦝 Mischievous raccoon artwork
😂 Self-deprecating and sarcastic humour
📉 Extremely low standards, proudly maintained
🔥 Bold yellow-and-white typography
🤘 Perfect for Gen X and chaotic-adult energy
🎁 Great gift for friends, siblings, coworkers, raccoon lovers, and anyone committed to managing expectations
Classic Unisex Tee
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |